Eaten by a Dinosaur

4-year-old: Would you be dead if a dinosaur ate you?

Me: Yes, you'd be dead if a dinosaur ate you.

4-year-old: No. Would you be dead if a dinosaur ate you?

Me: Yes, I would be. And you would be dead if a dinosaur ate you too.

4-year-old: I wasn't alive when there were dinosaurs.